Night Walking T-Shirts

Scared shadow.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Oh, crap.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Danger Falling Leaves

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

People of the Fall