Nighttime Strolls T-Shirts

"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Questions

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Scarecrow.

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'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

Baby Mums.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Candlestick at Night

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Scared shadow.

Man and dog both have leashes.

Gardening By The Moon

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"Same time next month?"

The watch crying the hour

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

Moon wolf

Bird Watching

Dog to cat about sleepy owner: 'Man, does he hate it when I wake him up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

By candlelight...