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"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Questions

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Scarecrow.

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"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Baby Mums.

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Candlestick at Night

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Scared shadow.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Man and dog both have leashes.

Gardening By The Moon

"Same time next month?"

The watch crying the hour

Bird Watching

Dog to cat about sleepy owner: 'Man, does he hate it when I wake him up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.'

Dog sleepwalking after owner

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

By candlelight...

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

Moon wolf

Lamp post.