Night-time Jogger T-Shirts

"You can run, Elliot, but you can't hide."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

City Marathon.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Questions

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Running

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"It's only the wind."

Scarecrow.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"Madonna's out early this morning."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Candlestick at Night

Tired parents

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

The circular nature of running wear.

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

Christmas tree for runners.

"Same time next month?"

Dog to cat about sleepy owner: 'Man, does he hate it when I wake him up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'