Nocturnal Jogger T-Shirts

Sleepwalker on treadmill

City Marathon.

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Questions

Running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"It's only the wind."

Cats out late.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Bat

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Scarecrow.

Mouse shopping after hours

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Stormy Night

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Seated Elephant

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Candlestick at Night

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."