Nocturnal Wanderer T-Shirts

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"Look—there it goes again!"

Tradesman startles a man by trying to sell him a razor at night on a bridge

Stormy Night

Down in the tube station at midnight.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Questions

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"It's only the wind."

Cats out late.

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Mouse shopping after hours

Scarecrow.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

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Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

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