Midnight Wanderers T-Shirts

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Snowmen Around The World...

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Questions

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Scuba Diving Devil

Scarecrow.

Insomnia.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

Postman in the Snow

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Winter Border Wall

Stormy Night

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"Too many tabs open."

Questions for the wise one.

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

People Who Talk To Elvis...

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

Candlestick at Night

"We should probably think about heading back to the city."

"Look—there it goes again!"

'This is the coldest December 24 on record so we should watch for stowaways going south.'

Stop pay toll.