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"I haven't the heart to tell him there's no such place as Shangri-La."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Late BroomStick

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Sleeping Beauty

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

OM, SWEET OM

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Wiccapedia.

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Business witch

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Carpet cleaner.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Heavenly Ships

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."