Mythical Voyagers T-Shirts

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Sleeping Beauty

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Your future looks charming.'

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Wiccapedia.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Business witch

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Heavenly Ships

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Hermes

Terry Pratchett

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Are we there, Yeti?"

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

Sea Angel

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'

Giant Footprints in the Snow

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

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