Mythical Voyagers T-Shirts

"Yes, but while we're here, why don't we do the Greek Islands?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Sleeping Beauty

'Your future looks charming.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

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A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Heavenly Ships

Hermes

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Giant Footprints in the Snow

Sea Angel

"Are we there, Yeti?"

Dragon Flight

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Meaning of Life $5.00

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'