Midnight Wanderer T-Shirts

Scared shadow.

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"What makes you think I was walking in my sleep?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Dreams I have had...

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Questions

OM, SWEET OM

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Scarecrow.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

Stormy Night

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"Look—there it goes again!"

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Floating away

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

Candlestick at Night

Astronomical observations.

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

People siting on icebergs,

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

"Please, Papi! Can I stay up 'til midnight?"

'24 hour drinking has driven him to drink.'