Night Wanderer T-Shirts

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Street lamp

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Moses on the web

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Now that's an afro!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Obsession with the Internet.

"Where the wild things were."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Hither and Yon sign

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Dreams I have had...