Night Wanderer T-Shirts

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

Street lamp

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Moses on the web

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Now that's an afro!'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Hither and Yon sign

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Where the wild things were."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obsession with the Internet.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.