Nighttime Wanderer T-Shirts

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Lamp post.

"Same time next month?"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"It's hardly worth the trouble tonight."

Scarecrow.

Moon wolf

Questions

Candle

Candlestick at Night

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Late night teddy reading

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Night-time halo

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

An Appreciation

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'