Nocturnal Jogger Gifts

Sleepwalker on treadmill

City Marathon.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Questions

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Bat

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Cats out late.

"It's only the wind."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Scarecrow.

Mouse shopping after hours

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Stormy Night

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Seated Elephant

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."