Nighttime Jogger Gifts

Reluctant jogger.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

City Marathon.

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Questions

Running

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Scarecrow.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Candlestick at Night

The circular nature of running wear.

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

"Same time next month?"

Christmas tree for runners.

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'