Occasional Jogger Gifts

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

Sleepwalker on treadmill

City Marathon.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Jogging...

Running

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Treadmillstone

Health

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Teddy jogging

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"Madonna's out early this morning."