Occasional Jogger Prints

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

City Marathon.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Running

Jogging...

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Treadmillstone

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Health

'Are we having fun yet?'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

Teddy jogging

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."