Light Jogger Gifts

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

City Marathon.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Robber on treadmill

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

The circular nature of running wear.

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

Christmas tree for runners.

Walking the dog.

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

Breakdown service

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

Reluctant jogger.

"It's my personal best - 34 steps in one hour."

Jogger with a record player.

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

"You can run, Elliot, but you can't hide."

"Thanks, but what I really need is some bigger shorts."