Musical Jogger Gifts

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

City Marathon.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Running

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Cross-country knitting.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

Christmas tree for runners.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

Jogger with a record player.

Busker with Multiple Personality Disorder

Beethoven's last.

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

Pied Piper Running Club.