Jogger With Tunes Gifts

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Robber on treadmill

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Seated Elephant

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

Christmas tree for runners.

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

Breakdown service

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

'I've tried jogging, but my wife always catches up.'

Chromatic Scale

Feel good looks great

Jogger with a record player.

Busker with Multiple Personality Disorder

Beethoven's last.

"You sure this indoor track isn't too much for you, Steve? You're panting awfully hard!"