Dog Jogger Gifts

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'My feet are killing me.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Portrait of a Lady"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Dog Park

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'