Dog Wary Jogger Gifts

To avoid dog bites whenever he jogged, Ken wore his decoy ankles.

City Marathon.

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Robber on treadmill

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Man and dog keep fit to music

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'He stated jogging to work.'

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Too hot to Walkman

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'We're serious runners.'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

Jogger with a record player.

Feel good looks great