Detached Jogger Gifts

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

City Marathon.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Seated Elephant

'He stated jogging to work.'

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

Finish line.

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.

"It's my personal best - 34 steps in one hour."

'I've tried jogging, but my wife always catches up.'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

Walking the dog.

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

Breakdown service

Running statue.

Jogger with a record player.

The loneliness of the social distance runner.