Detached Jogger Pillows

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

City Marathon.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Seated Elephant

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

'He stated jogging to work.'

Finish line.

'You're being exploited. Do you know that?'

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.

Running statue.

"It's my personal best - 34 steps in one hour."

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

'I've tried jogging, but my wife always catches up.'

Breakdown service

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

Feel good looks great

Jogger with a record player.