Relaxed Jogger Pillows

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Are we having fun yet?'

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Thanks for house sitting!

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'