Joyful Jogger Pillows

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Running

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"