Jogger With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Are we having fun yet?'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Jogging Bottoms

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I hate this time of year."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Tred carefully mill.