Runner With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'Think Basics.'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Ducks crossing.

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Farmer Golf

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Marathon winners.

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"I'll race you the last inch."

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge