Runner With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Hot dog.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'Think Basics.'

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Ducks crossing.

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Farmer Golf

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"We caught him exercising at a rest stop."

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

Marathon winners.

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

And he sliced and he cursed and his cheating was the worst. I'm not sure golf minstrels are such a good idea.

"I'll race you the last inch."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

10k Corral.