Humor-infused Runner Gifts

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Caution.

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Marathon winners.

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.

'And here come the fun runners.'

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

'Wait for me!'

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

Starter's Blocks.