Humor-infused Runner Gifts

10k Corral.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Hot dog.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Annual 10K Fun Run

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Caution.

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Marathon winners.

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

"We caught him exercising at a rest stop."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

Hiccups. Run for the cure.

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.

'And here come the fun runners.'

'Wait for me!'

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

Starter's Blocks.