Funny Runner Gifts

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Congratulations for male runner

A number of runners run through police tape.

Marathon of love

Marathon costume

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Portrait finish.

The pole bolt

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

"I have bad knees."

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.