Funny Runner T-Shirts

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

Running

Robber on treadmill

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

A number of runners run through police tape.

'Well, did you win or what?'

Marathon of love

Marathon costume

Congratulations for male runner

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

Portrait finish.

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

The pole bolt

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

Linford Christie

"I have bad knees."