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'Wait for me!'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Think Basics.'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

La Tour 2007.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

Annual 10K Fun Run

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Caution.

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

Marathon winners.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

"I'll race you the last inch."

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

'On your mark...'

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

'And here come the fun runners.'

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.