Running Humor Gifts

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"

'Think Basics.'

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual 10K Fun Run

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

'Let 'em go. They're joggers. Nothing but gristle and bones.'

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

"We caught him exercising at a rest stop."

Marathon winners.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"Ed woke each morning at dawn to feed his pets, and each morning at dawn, Bruno and Luna frightened Ed. Yaaaaa! Wha? Who's there?!"

"I'll race you the last inch."

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

'Good morning boys and girls. Today's lesson is 'running'...sounds simple, but humans make it much more complicated!'

10k Corral.

'Wait for me!'

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

"Packing up and relocating to a new home is a moving experience."

"According to my calculations, if I hadn't have had those three fag breaks, I would have made four forty seven."

Gentlemen riders, who are so like professional jocks, you can hardly tell the difference!

2000 Compatible ?