Funny Runners Gifts

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

Marathon costume

Marathon of love

Second to Nun

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

The pole bolt

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Runner buys ice cream during race.

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Annual 10K Fun Run

Vampire Running In A Marathon

Non-Cancer Survivor

Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.

"And that's why I avoid moisture-wicking sportswear."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt

Hill walker

Prank gun starts joke shop-sponsored race.

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

Marathon winners.

"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

.00005k run

10k Corral.

'I'm doing this just to show my daughter there's no harm in losing.'

Starting Line.

Annual Run For Your Life 10 K.