Funny Walks Gifts

Hill walker

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Cycling with a harp case

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Circus Stilt-Walker with Girlfriend.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

Bypass the Falls

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Get names!"

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

'She's not 'pushing 40' - she's 'dragging' it!'

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

Playpen Jailbreak.

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'There goes Mr Figgins from number 42. He never misses a chance to walk his dog.'

'He wouldn't need to walk for exercise, if he had a tail to wag.'

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

Outdoor life.

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

“It’s not working because you’re on the wrong side of the fence – look, I’m pulling and it’s not working. I can’t believe you don’t see this …”

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'

"Good, you're home. Can we go for a walk?"

Walking

"Well, the usual salary for a new staff member is one rat every two to three weeks, Mr. Shoodick."

"Hurry up."

'Shout louder Dear...he's a foreigner...'