Funny Strips Gifts

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Draw!

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Rapunzcow

"...I try to communicate with Desmond, but all he ever does is grunt."