Funny Strips Gifts

Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

They're Not Just That Into It

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

Draw!

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Whoever named you Pretty Polly?"