Comic Strip Creator Gifts

Alison Bechdel

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We only got six days of funding."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'No ice.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'