Comic Strip Creator Pillows

Alison Bechdel

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

They're Not Just That Into It

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We only got six days of funding."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'No ice.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"You've changed."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The hyenas started it."

Please Drove Carefully.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."