Comic Strip Pillows

'Will you be going by air, rail or handbasket.'

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

'Kids get right up my nose!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

They're Not Just That Into It

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'No ice.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Support group for sheep.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four