Comic Strip Artist Pillows

'I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

Lance, is that real beer or is it from the prop department? It's from the prop department. However, I should point out that out property master's devotion to realism is unparalleled in the comic strip industry.

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

If cartoonists fought wars.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

They're Not Just That Into It

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'No ice.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The hyenas started it."

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've changed."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'