Comic Strip Artist Gifts

'I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

If cartoonists fought wars.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We only got six days of funding."

Fly Football

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Superheroes take a selfie

"You've changed."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

The prying mantis,