Comic Strips Gifts

'I'll have the vegetarian option please.'

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

The delicate balance of supply and demand

'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'

Believe me VHT=003. You are too low!!

"Of course I don't have your shoes...you told me you wanted them re-sold."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

Santa Confronts the Industrial Age.

Guy sitting on bank pulling up fishing line with sign from fish attached to hook reading' Got anything better than worms?'

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

'If you're stumped, I've got lots more great symptoms.'

'I think it's time you enter a 1,200-step program.'

'Sure, pin the blame on the donkey.'

'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'

'Fred suddenly regretted having drunk so much coffee...'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'you try playing Bingo every day on what Social Security pays!

'Read the suspect's statement back to me.' 'Aayagh! Stop it! Aayagh! All right! I confess.'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"From way up here, that looks just like Uncle Ken, and that looks like Ed over there..."

'How many peanut butter sandwiches to paint my house?'

'How come I never see you in church?'

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

'Schizophrenia! Schizophrenia! What the bloody hell makes you think I've got schizophrenia?'

Stay in school.

The Post Office's new extra cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

Doctor to patient - 'It's bad news I'm afraid - you live in the North.'

'You knew I was doom and gloom when you married me...'