Comic Strip Collecting Gifts

Procrastinator's Leap

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Cariactures

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'No ice.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Welcome Spring.

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."