Comic Strip Collectors Gifts

"It feels like people are always trying to avoid me."

Cosmetic pouches.

Information window, Opinion window.

'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'

"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."

Another form of performance anxiety.

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.

A glimpse of the future ...

'Emotional blackmail.'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

He shot a man once. Been on the lamb ever since.

We're sorry, but the party you've dialed uses caller I.Q. Please try again when you are smarter.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'Harvesting already, I see...'

'Stop being a baby! All my friend's husbands have had their giblets removed.'

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

The Boomerang Store. Ask about our return policy.

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS, 'For your hospital gown, do you prefer paper or plastic'

'Henderson! Have you been drinking again?'

English Separatists

Office dictator.

You've made me hate myself. Other women have done that before, but never within 15 minutes of meeting them. ? ?

"It's how I get someone's attention."