Comic Strip Collector Gifts

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

"Artie, they took my bowl."

"NUDE" magazine

"Why have you got your boobs on your back?"

Mole News: Obituaries

Well the good news is that you'll be leading the team...And the BAD news...you ARE the team!

'I want a second opinion.'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

"Did he have any known enemies?"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Actually, I wanted you to touch your own nose.'

"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy."

'Get back in here and finish your lunch.'

'Let me look, I think I kept your ideas on file...'

'There is an experimental treatment using mice that looks very promising. Unfortunately, you're a hamster.'

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I'm so conflicted."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'

'Don't look at me! You're meant to be discharged!'

'Of course they lost! The idiots weren't paying attention to what they were doing!'

"Thank you for your opinion."

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

'Any chance you can bite him yourself? I've really got a lot on my dish right now.'

'But I don't want to be a computer programmer!'

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'Your performance rating is terrible, Fenwick, but I like your looks.'