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"You never think it's going to happen to you."

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

"Artie, they took my bowl."

"It's taking more and more destruction just to feel anything."

"NUDE" magazine

"Why have you got your boobs on your back?"

Mole News: Obituaries

Well the good news is that you'll be leading the team...And the BAD news...you ARE the team!

What wives say and what husbands hear.

'I want a second opinion.'

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'You're unique! Just like everyone else...'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Actually, I wanted you to touch your own nose.'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy."

What wives say...what husbands hear...

'Let me look, I think I kept your ideas on file...'

'Get back in here and finish your lunch.'

'There is an experimental treatment using mice that looks very promising. Unfortunately, you're a hamster.'

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I'm so conflicted."

'Don't look at me! You're meant to be discharged!'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'

'Of course they lost! The idiots weren't paying attention to what they were doing!'

"Thank you for your opinion."

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

'But I don't want to be a computer programmer!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'