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"It feels like people are always trying to avoid me."

Cosmetic pouches.

Information window, Opinion window.

'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'

"Genetic engineering got us into this mess, and genetic engineering will get us out of it."

Another form of performance anxiety.

Nothing worked. And when he tried to complain they just brushed him off.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

A glimpse of the future ...

'Emotional blackmail.'

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

He shot a man once. Been on the lamb ever since.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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The Boomerang Store. Ask about our return policy.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'Harvesting already, I see...'

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

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English Separatists

Office dictator.

'Henderson! Have you been drinking again?'

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

'Stop being a baby! All my friend's husbands have had their giblets removed.'

The Grim Reaper is standing at the airport baggage claim waiting to pick up his scythe case from the luggage conveyor.

HOSPITAL ADMISSIONS, 'For your hospital gown, do you prefer paper or plastic'

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

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"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."