Comic Strip Appreciation Gifts

Grace For Flies

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'No ice.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Fish hunting for men.

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bless You."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The prying mantis,

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"