Jogger With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Are we having fun yet?'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Jogging Bottoms

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I hate this time of year."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Tred carefully mill.

Running With Scissors Marathon

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."