Comic Jogger Gifts

Pied Piper Running Club.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

City Marathon.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Jogging Bottoms

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Robber on treadmill

Running

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I hate this time of year."

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

False encouragement.

Cross-country knitting.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Weightlifter

Tred carefully mill.