Comic Jogger Gifts

Pied Piper Running Club.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

City Marathon.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Jogging Bottoms

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Running

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I hate this time of year."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Cross-country knitting.

False encouragement.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Tred carefully mill.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."