Creative Jogger Gifts

Cross-country knitting.

City Marathon.

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Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Prisoner still life painting.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Artist Painting his Television.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'The artist inside me struggling to get out is starting to take over my classroom!'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

Colouring fun

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

Breakdown service

'Where were you when I was into macrame?'